Iben Orton, Staff Writer
Iben is about as quiet as the eruption of Krakatoa, gentle as a Nile crocodile, and cannot keep a plant alive to save her life.When you don’t hear her yelling down the summit hallways, she’s likely trying to drown someone during a waterpolo game. Her favorite gourmet foods include literally any kind of pasta and salt and vinegar chips (specifically of the kettle brand). Wherever she walks, a trail of sticky icky vinegar dust follows. Iben is a staff writer this year, which, let’s be honest, is exactly where she belongs.