CJ Wilder, Staff Writer
CJ’s greatest aspiration is to be in a retirement home. That way, his regular routine of cozying up with a heaping bowl of risotto wouldn't be frowned upon. Not to mention, he’d fit right in with all the other old men disintegrating in the local sauna. The only thing keeping him from applying to the old folk’s home right now is his life-sustaining love of surfing and skiing.
